"Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said all you need is to write them a song.
Now, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along.
No, don’t sing along.”
(Source: princesconsuela, via laserscrewdriver)
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. - Audrey Hepburn
(Source: inlovewithaudreyhepburn, via we-perished-each-alone)
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them